some obscure blog title

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mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once

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ilovesquidward:

pollen is basically flower sperm floating around

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favorite scene of all three seasons

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Hey, I just met you

and this is crazy,

but you should stop singing that damn song,

because it’s fucking annoying as fuck.

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consultinghufflepuff:

rainw4lker:

When someone attractive starts talking to the person you like and you’re just sat there like, oh I will return to my fridge now.

#my fridge needed me anyway

n1pslip:

xsyt:

dysenterygay:

how to make delicious chocolate milkshake

my head is thumpign so hard p9ive ntot laughed so hard oin so long omfg okmg omg lDDIJ omg

OH MY FUCKING GODKCNFJWKFNNS

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I want to get a tattoo of a microbus

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